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Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business" always be followed by, "but"?
Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
You`re probably wondering how I post so much while maintaining a loving marriage and two amazing kids. The key is neglect.
When I was your age, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
I’d go to the gym but I’m still tinkering with the ultimate workout playlist I started three years ago.
LADIES: Not all men get into a relationship just for sex. Some just need a personal chef.
If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is full?
Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
Divorce... The most common home improvement project.
To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.
I`ve got a lot to unlearn.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate you bye
The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don’t check their phone for 3 hours.