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Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, You`re actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.
It`s called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I`d of sent a bloody letter
This day needs more tomfoolery!
Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
if you want me to go running with you, I´m going to need some motivation... Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.
Watching movies alone sucks. There´s no one to ask, "What did he just say? Who is that guy?"
May the bridges I burn light the way.
You’re lucky that I’m so terrified of prison.
Think about how much more stressful life’s most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out-of-time music in Mario Bros.
I`m the opposite of psychic. I don`t even know what I`m thinking! ;)
My therapist recommended I quit growling at people...
"F*ck that sh!t", is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"
I just had Déjà vu...and you were an asshole both times.