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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
Welcome to Alzheimer`s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth
Who the hell invented Bull Riding? "Hey, I`m gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"
Happy Wednesday 2014 Everyone!
"Lets all put our phones down and talk with each other.." - Someone who has run out of phone battery.
If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
The way I figure it, whatever doesn’t kill me has lost it’s chance.
I`m sorry we fought ... I hate it when you`re wrong.
I hope Breaking Bad ends with Jesse waking up from a dream in the middle of Mr. White`s chemistry class.
I’ve got about as much self control as two rabbits on a first date!
Lawns: You cut them, then water them so they grow just so you can cut them again. This does not make sense.
If at first you don`t succeed, you`ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn`t succeed either.
I`m at the age where if someone says "Go big or go home," I`m usually fine with going home.
There`s nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can`t cure.