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I`m going to make a bucket list: Things I`m going to do before I kick the bucket. Number 1: WEAR SHOES!!!
Guys, if my hair doesn`t look like a birds nest afterward, you`re doing it wrong.
The good thing about "poking" on Facebook, no babies are created.
We always say that our elders are wise, because of their years of experience. But you know what? ... Stupid people get old too.
It`s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
The hardest part about being an adult is trying to hide how you`re still a child.
I love that moment when I`m cruising down the highway listening to country music and I suddenly realize "wait a minute I can change the station!"
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
There`s a time and a place for alcohol ... In my hand and now.
This relationship is going to be weird if you keep pretending I`m not your boyfriend.
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
dude i wasent tht drunk you were huging a peice of chese saying ill never let u go sponge bob
I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!
To all the girls who think all guys are the same: Who told you to try them all? Whore.
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.