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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
Nothing says "I mean business" like bringing a shopping cart to the liquor store.
Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn`t mean I`m getting old, right? Means I`m turning into a werewolf! Right?
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
I`m already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I`ve given the bird to lots of people today.
If no one from the future comes back to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
When you were little, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever.
I`m just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to lov.....aw who am I trying to fool. I just want in your pants.
I don’t understand shark movies I mean just get out of the water.
When I was a kid, I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.
I see dead people. Well technically they`re stupid people, but give me a few minutes
Wow, that Macy`s parade is crazy! The Kanye West float just cut off Snoopy and said Woodstock can fly better!
It`s not stalking if you love them!
Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
My neighbor put the box his fridge came in on the curb for trash pickup. Guess who has a new fort!