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What I learned in college 1.Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1.
Ex Girlfriend: Omg! I had a dream about you last night!! Ex Boyfriend: Aww thats so sweet, what happend? Ex Girlfriend: U died :)
I`m going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is.
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
"Don`t try this at home"...Okay, i`ll try it at my friend`s house..
I`ve been baptized five times this week in five different churches. I wish the landlord would hurry up and fix my shower.
I can`t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend
If all the world´s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Sometimes I feel happy, but then the Oreos run out.
A friend of mine told me i have to update my self and I asked my self : does he mean there can be a latest version of me?
When one door closes it`s probably because someone shut it.
As long as I remind myself "The b!tch had it coming" is not a valid court defense, I`ll be ok
Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4.
I felt really mischievous earlier so I bought a McDonalds and ate it at a KFC