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Most of being an adult is marveling at the date and saying how fast the year is going by.
At this point I`m guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
Mary, mary quit contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a very odd weed; Now they`s doing three to five.
i feel naked without my mobile !
The only time I proof read is to see how much alcohol comes in a bottle.
I got in the shower with my slippers still on this morning. Is this the start of dementia or the continuum of stupidity I wonder?
I have reliable inside information about Apple`s next product. I will not be able to afford it.
The Patriots defensive coverage was almost as bad as the coverage by Obamacare.
I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore ... I just don`t do it.
That akward moment you try and deep throat a banana and get caught ... and your a dude.
Now that I think about it... Facebook became popular ever since I made an account.
Fun Game: Walk down a hallway with both arms outstretched to the walls while shouting, "Hug me or turn around!!!"
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....
I guess I`m somewhat of a big deal, when I tell people about my accomplishments, they always say, "Big deal."