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I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.
like this if you are against animal cruelty
If they put beer in CapriSun pouches I could fit a lot more in my cooler. Just thought I`d throw that out there, people who invent sh!t.
If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I`m trying to say is, you look like Shrek.
Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they`re full.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
You think you`re pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends
Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
If the breakfast club took place now, all those kids would just be silently texting about their sh!tty Saturday & never make friends w/ each other.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
i hate that the sun comes up so early
If you step on someone`s foot, they open their mouth just like trash cans.