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Lets face it we have all tried to get something done before the microwave timer goes off.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
I just did my budget for August. If I don`t buy food ... I won`t need toilet paper. I think I`m on to something here.
Who knew adulthood would involve so much Advil?
The recipe I am making says to chill for 30 minutes so I`m sitting back and having a margarita!
Your shadow: What happens when light travels 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet by you.
Wow, I thought “flash mob” meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?
I`ll just admire you from afar.. Or 500ft. That`s what this paper says.
This Halloween, the only Candy I`m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that.
I thought an emu was when you sent someone a cow via cyber mail.
It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
I`m really sick of responsibility ... and underwear
The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
What was that idiot thinking when he invented white underwear?