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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
Dating: the process of hiding your crazy just long enough to get the other person to commit.
They should start selling Photoshop CD`s at cosmetic shops.
Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
Cool things about being a turtle: 1. Born with a free house attached to you 2. Super chill 3. Could potentially mutate into a ninja
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. Except for bodily functions...Hopefully you can control THEM. :/
This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
Not sure what my spirit animal is, but I am sure it has rabies
I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help.
Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.
Yea, there is no "I" in team... but there sure is "ME".
I would know if I was insane, the voices would tell me.
I`m posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they`re making ceramic bowls.
be smart, pretend to be stupid!
What kind of downward spiral would cause a person to "like" cream cheese on Facebook?