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I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me "sweetie" too.
A lot of you lose your sh!t and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
THESE NACHOS ARE THE BOMB! …..and that’s how I got my nachos taken away at the airport.
If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe`s poker table you`re too mature for me.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
I have two moods: sleep is for the weak and sleeping for a week.
Never believe a person who claims is telling the truth while holding a pack of beers in both their hands
Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?
So many Jehovah`s Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah`s Evidence.
I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
My relationship is mostly me apologizing for saying something super bada$$ and hilarious
Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
Welcome to fight club..., you may now kiss the bride.