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Married sext: I’m not wearing any underwear, because you never put the f*cking laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times.
Now accepting applications for partners in crime. Please read all fine print:adult language and partial nudity may be required.
I`m really wanting to sit and watch a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
Apparently "I`ll break your god damn legs" isn`t the problem solving skills that employers are looking for, at least according to HR anyway.
I`ll decide whether it`s a compliment or sexual harassment.
If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
I`m having trouble telling if it`s killing me or making me stronger
How to tell if your wife is mad at you - Step 1. She is
My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
Don’t get me started. I don’t come with brakes.
Half of my life has been spent hoping people don’t see me.
Benefits of hooking up with me: You will be hooking up with me. I could go on but I think I made my point.
NO, I didn’t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.