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ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
I thought I was having déjà vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to get in shape and you answer "revenge" it will raise a couple eyebrows.
Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
"Being naked isn`t fun" - said no one ever.
Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
I used to care what you thought of me, then I remembered what I thought of you.
If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
Day 1. I am thankful that I haven`t fallen into the trap of Facebook thankful status updates.
I have never faked a sarcasm in my entire life!
I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I’ll never know.
Don`t you hate it when you`re typing something and you`re thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were boobies.
No one should be surprised that so many statuses are about unhappiness and failure. You don’t end up on Facebook by making good life decisions.