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That awkward moment when you give the same Hallmark card two years in a row.
On my tombstone I want it to say: ‘I didn’t forward the text message to 15 friends.” ;)
I have something on my mind but I am not telling you, Facebook.
There`s a difference between having a unique name and a common name that`s spelled wrong.
Sometimes, late at night in the market..i switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits.
Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult.
Marriage tip: Don`t
So far today has been a pretty good day...I haven`t had to bite or hit anyone, yet!!
Apparently, I`m the only one that wants to drink beer at this intervention.
if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
I can’t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
Rob Stalker for congressman........Stalker....a name you can trust.
Research shows that when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" he infact did.
Not all men cheat. Some of you women just assume you’re in a relationship with the guy.
A company has announced a new service where you carpool with strangers. It`s a new cutting-edge technology called "taking the bus."