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10 years from now: “Dad, how did you meet mom? Well, your mom had the hottest profile pic…so I had to friend request that.”
When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you`ll meet the man of your dreams.
Checking the time on your phone twice because you were`nt paying attention the first time
I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can`t figure out who`s going to do it.
I am not sure, but I think I just heard my cup of coffee say, "You are my b*tch"
When people have cars as their profile picture I automatically presume they are a transformer.
Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings.
The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!
If you read my entire Facebook timeline from the beginning, you can witness my descent into madness
Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
Here`s a crazy trick to avoid looking fat in pictures: Lose weight.
Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I`m eating.