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Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
I put the pro in inappropriate.
Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
Guys i did not copy or edit this status of mine.Please believe this is my own idea!
Did you hear that? That was the sound of soccer being irrelevant in the US for another 4 years..
What age is the best to break it to my kids, that they`re NOT adopted?
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve.
Well, today was a complete waste of clean clothes.
If the shoe fits, shove it further up their a$$
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
Wait, whaddya mean... cookie dough can be baked? Seriously?
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
The only rule of the Chess Club is to hide from the Fight Club.