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Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
The awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street.
I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange.
Headaches are when the voices inside my head get into a fist fight.
Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
I have two moods: sleep is for the weak and sleeping for a week.
Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the adult version of hiding your report card from your parents.
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
There are plenty of fish in the sea ...That`s cool and all....but I`m a human.
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
Someone smells like cigarettes and bad decisions.......Oh it`s me? Sorry about that.