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The pill is the second best thing women can put in their mouths to prevent pregnancy.
Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
My mother always told me to never quit something I`m good at. So here is to her for making me realize that i`m good at being drunk!
2 can keep a secret if one of them is dead...
liked homework better when it was called coloring.
Remember to make some bad decisions today. 20 years from now that’s all you’ll have to make your kids think you’re cool.
Key to a great marriage ... Lack of imagination.
Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie.
My mother always used to think that my friends were bad influences. ..I wonder if she`s figured out yet that I was the one coming up with all the ideas? ;)
I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, "boners."
I`m motivated by a need to leave something meaningful in the world & a profound desire to shove it in the face of anyone who`s rejected me.
I swear July only lasted like 3 minutes
My favorite exercise is somewhere between a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
"in other news… it turns out being mayor of Toronto is all that its cracked up to be" - George T. Ignace
I fake my lol`s