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Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
To the woman that won the powerball ... "what`s up baby"
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
The word “fireplace” really reveals the creativity of our ancestors
I like to make up words just to keep my auto correct in check.
I`ve been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don`t talk to me about dedication!
I`m always on the verge of running three miles, or drinking a bottle of Vodka
iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
The Patriots defensive coverage was almost as bad as the coverage by Obamacare.
Hey guy in the car behind me... Honking your horn isn`t going to help me type any faster.
Women, we don`t say this enough, but thank you...Thank you for not killing us in our sleep. Sincerely, Men.
I`m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago.
Anyone know how much snow is too much snow not to go to the liquor store?