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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
You poor thing. You don`t even realize you`re batsh!t crazy, do you?
I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?
I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he`s still not talking to me!
Remember if you ask me to put sun lotion on your back, I am definitely drawing something dirty while I`m back there.
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician.
Whenever being single gets me down, I like to close my eyes, take a deep breath and then go do whatever I want pretty much nonstop.
A massage is just professional petting for humans.
I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
Here is a thought for all you mind readers out there…
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