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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
I`d try Taco Bell`s breakfast but I don`t start drinking that early.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!
My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
sorry but your password must contain an "uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin"
CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps "Latest Speculative News" or "We Really Don`t Know Shit" would work. CNN call me.
Pretty proud of myself, I got a lot of procrastinating done today
If someone doesn’t stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it’s totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by.
If you`re ever held at gun point, just remember, I`m behind you 100%.
The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
Any woman can make you a Millionaire.. You only have to be a Billionaire first.
I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon ....I think I`m gonna be pretty good at it.
When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can`t get any worse, please remember...I don`t give a s$it.
A woman just dropped a 20 dollar bill next to me. I thought, `What would Jesus do?`, so I turned it into wine ... Well, I bought wine.