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“Let me rephrase this question so I can get pissed off at you all over again.” - WOMEN
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
I don´t like to think of myself as "Special"... I think I would call me a limited edition.
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
When people say things like "You can`t change the past" I can`t help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
I`ve learned more from one season of "Shark tank", than I ever learned in four years of buisness school.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Guy test! find the nearest guy by you and repeat to him the following slowly: Door knob, Titanic, Gluestick, Kiwi, Opra Winfey, Shovel, Boobs, Remote, Battery, Furby, Glowstick, Beer, & Xbox. NOW ask him what he remembers before "Boobs"
Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line.... *as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods.
As I got older my six-pack turn into a keg.
I`m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it.
A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice.
I`m not sarcastic…I`m just intellegent beyond your understanding.