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Don`t be afraid to laugh at yourself you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
If my computer desktop were an actual place, they would bring in blindfolded people to make a Febreeze commercial.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
Corduroy pillows?... They`re making headlines!....
Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? hmm...
Sometimes, I don`t know how I`m going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them
How strange, some guy just waved half of a peace sign at me...
This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is `funny and spontaneous`, yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it`s all pantic and screaming.
I can’t remember ever being told I’m a bad listener
thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!