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Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
Why am I single? Answer me. . . ANSWER ME YOU STUPID CATS!!!
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
It`s not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, it`s the gas can in her other hand.
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
I`m doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
Every day can be Friday if you`re really irresponsible.
When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it`s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.
Everytime someone says "Expect the unexpected" I like to punch them in the face and say "not as easy as it sounds, now is it?"
Life is fun! You should get one.
These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
Listen lady, if you stopped screaming maybe you would enjoy holding hands with me.
I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing.