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There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life`s face to find she has deflated in the night.
Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
We`re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings
Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?
If two cannibals fight, does that make it a food fight?
Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession.
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Its too damn early. Even the voices in my head are still snoring.
Iām home alone. Time to start my concert.
Sometimes you just have to logout...
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator. Hahaha Iām so sorry. No Iām not.
I trust Snapple facts more than CNN and Fox News.
Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.
Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?