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And then her mood ring just...exploded
I`m not a doctor but I play one on Match.com
Save your little napkin, bartender. I don’t plan on having this drink long enough to set it down.
Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? Maybe they just give you a bra and say, “here, fill this out”.
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
If video games have taught me anything, it`s that you`ll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss.
You`d think he`d be better at this with all the porn he watches
Agreeing to disagree is lame. Let’s agree to take turns slapping each other until one of us admits we were wrong.
I`ve never watched a clown apply makeup but I imagine the process is similar to that of a Kardashian.
You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
hilarious
I mean, I don`t even call it a hangover anymore. It`s just morning.
I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else`s