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You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that. - Life.
I just want someone who will love me for the a$$hole that I am ;)
Does this status update make me look fat?
Never trust anyone who says “Im not supposed to tell anyone but”
Is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep?
I`ve come to terms with the fact that I will never experience leftover pizza.
Why don`t we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
My body keeps doing these muscle twitches like it wants me to get off this couch and move around. HAHAHAHA. As if.
It`s actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most.
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
I plan my entire day around the possibility of a nap.
Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.
Good thing I`m judged on my actions and not my thoughts.