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Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
I wonder if the Ziploc bag company secretly lobbies to keep marijuana illegal.
Don´t worry ... It only seems kinky the first time.
When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
If anybody tells you you’re putting too much Parmesan on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that negativity in your life.
Always love a woman for her personality. They have like ten so you can choose.
Life is like a box of chocolates. Get your own and stay the hell out of mine.
Even this posting will offend some people, hopefully.
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.
I`m awesome...just ask me...!!!!
Creating a password in this day and age After the 9th try OKNowI`mReallyMad50BoiledCabbagesUpYourArseIfYouDon`tGiveMeAccessImmediately! `Sorry, that password is already in use`
I hope that man who was walking in memphis found out the way he really felt
So bored at work I can`t even think of something to goggle
why we do not have a romance class...............