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You feel naked without your phone, I feel naked without my clothes.
I`m at my most judgmental when standing behind someone in a buffet line.
There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life`s face to find she has deflated in the night.
With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
People who say, “Happy New Year” to you on the 4th of January are not really your friends.
I love how twix come with two bars so I can eat one now and the other immediately after
Imagine all the amazing places you could take naps if you were Superman.
There just isn`t enough make-up in this world to cover up crazy.
Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
Talking to me this morning is like trying to dribble a ball with not enough air in it.
Fitness? More like, fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
Technically, every picture is a before picture.