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The fox says you need to stop.
Actually, I prefer to smile on the `inside`, then no one knows what you`re up to....
Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I`m available.
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts.
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can’t say ‘M’ without your lips touching. 2.You’re trying it now looking like an idiot. 3. Now you’re smiling
Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
Why is it when you take a break from Facebook everyone assumes you`re happy and in love ... Maybe I was in jail.
Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.
Pizza doesn’t ask questions. Pizza understands.
Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out.