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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Age sure does change your perspective. Lots of things I hated when I was a kid I love now... like having nothing to do, going to bed early, watching the news, spankings.... stuff like that.
Just watched a woman in front of me walk face first into a telephone pole because she was too busy looking at her phone. I could’ve given her a heads up, but then I wouldn’t have been able to watch her walk face first into the telephone pole.
Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or prettier than you. That would be me.
Me: "Why do all the people I love leave me?!" UPS Guy: "Please Mam, just sign"
You bring everyone a lot of joy ... when you leave the room.
Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who`s accent is so thick you can`t understand them?
If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
So much to do and so few alibis.
I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!”
i dont like ling distance relationships so i move the fridge to my room
It`s normally a combination of things that cause bad decisions. The tequila, lime, salt combination is the most common.
I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask..!
I`d like to have a child one day ... Two days, tops.
I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over.