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Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
i honestly hate saying sorry but when i do i really mean it :-)
It has been brought to my attention that those stick figure decals on vehicles are not "kill" scores, but actually suppose to represent members of the family. I will be removing all my decals to avoid any further confusion.
If you are used to seeing a fat, naked guy walk around his house, then you are probably my neighbor.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
You know you`re getting old when you`re looking forward to some time off so you can have like three doctors appointments.
The wife finally agreed to anal sex... Does anyone know what a strap-on is?
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
It`s a good idea to test your immune system from time to time by eating a gas station hot dog
Most problems can be solved with nudity.
You can always tell a lot about a woman the way she pours gasoline around your car.
The best thing about weed is it teaches you that it`s okay to take 35 minutes to make a sandwich
Buys Mega-Millions ticket. Has a better chance of being hit by lightning in a cave.
my husband of 10 years still goes mad when I use his toothbrush, if anyone knows a better way to get dog poo off shoes, im all ears
The awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself.