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May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean
"You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry" - me practicing for a successful relationship.
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I like surprises. Not the `finger in my a$$ without permission` kind, but flowers are always nice.
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Facebook looks so boring on the outside, but once you start using it, its like NARNIA BRO!
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure, When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink Whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Lord, it`s me... Can you close your eyes for a couple minutes while I deal with a slight problem?
I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave
Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying "get a load of this guy" every time someone walked in
I trust Snapple facts more than CNN and Fox News.
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?