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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
If you see me drinking coffee from a to-go cup in public after 3 pm, that coffee is booze in disguise.
Everyday I’m shoveling. – Winter 2014
Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!
The next time you feel you’re worthless…. just remember…. your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
I`m curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they`re taking it out of their cars too?
"Dont make me regret this!" is something I say to myself every time I accept a facebook friendship from a relative.
A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
I want to be something scary for Halloween so I am going as a positive pregnancy test......
I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we dig. its not a good poem but its really deep.
ever wonder if one day somebody will come knocking on your door and say “Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, can I come in?"
All I know about sex is from Internet Porn, I`ve tried everything except `Buffering`.
Being unsure has never stopped me from making a decision.
I wish all these vegetarians would stop eating my food´s food!