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So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don`t taste any different.
The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
I`m getting sick of these porn sites listing my videos as "amateur".
Just once I want my boss to assume I`m tired in the morning because I fight crime all night, not because of all the booze I drank.
Happy Halloween… may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!
If you`re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don`t google `old man bond age`
I like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking them what I`m wearing.
Don`t let this historic Cubs World Series win distract you from the fact that Donkey never made Shrek those waffles he promised to make.
I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.
Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
I was always a believer in evolution....then I spent an hour at Walmart and now I`m not so sure
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke.
I usually spend my Mondays texting apologies but I`ve had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.