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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
Are you reading this from a toilet? I’m writing this from one.
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
TV needs to stop putting up those stupid “viewer discretion” warnings. My mom is sick of me calling her for clearance.
have you ever tried waking up in the morning? its horrible, the sun`s the wrong place and your head is so damn heavy.
I can´t wait for summer. One of my highlights of summer is talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
Why is it called mooning when you`re actually showing uranus?
There`s a big difference between a mechanic and a surgeon when they work on a tranny.
I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children don’t know very much about children.
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads.
Five second rule? Pfft. What`s the point of having an immune system if you`re not going to use it?
I was trying to have a mature arguement but "look, you ignorant f*cktard" just popped out
I’m not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.