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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
The worlds gonna end in 5 days & I don`t know what I`m gonna wear.
I have many thoughts. I just can´t remember any of them.
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
Remember when the world ended last year?
After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it`s true calling: helping people wink online.
I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that"
I don’t just sing in the shower... I perform.
I`ll vacuum over something a hundred times before I pick it up and place it back down and try again.
I found that 99% of the time, when I`m not listening, just saying "that`s some bullshi*t" makes them happy.
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning.
My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out