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Maybe I`m the good kind of fat like an avocado.
Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it`s given me another reason to stare.
What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
Have some fun: goto the local bar. Play every Justin Beaber song and leave.
good boys go to heaven bad boys go every where
I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! ...that one`s shaped like an idiot!"?
Some people are just bad news!!! Those are my favorite!
Comment if you think I`m normal... Like this if you think I`m crazy... Copy this if you know your crazy too! And if your me... OMG TURKEY SQUIRREL! :)
The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.
All I`m saying is, you`ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time
The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
And all this time I thought a chickpea was when women went to the bathroom in groups.
A gay man is just one colonoscopy away from foreplay
Best part of living alone...clothing optional ;)