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Drinking lots of beer and doing my taxes. So far the Government owes me 3.1 million. I love this Country!
If someone asks me if I need help finding something in a department store I like to slowly describe a gun
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
I like to pee on car windows in subzero weather, happy scraping
I love this oscillating fan, 5 out of every 15 seconds.
When does paying taxes get shut down? Asking for everyone with a job.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one
Some people see a glass as half empty. Some see a glass as half full. Most need to get a life & do something besides stare at glasses.
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the “For External Use Only” warning labels.
Started working on my taxes today and learned why the form is called 1040. For every $50 I make, I get $10 and the gov`t gets $40...
Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
Hillary Clinton is running for president. In other news, grass is green and the sun is hot.
If Milli Vanilli were to fall in the woods, would someone else make a sound?