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The only way you can be right in an argument with a woman is by admitting you`re wrong.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
My ex-wife once left a note on the fridge: "It`s not working. I can`t take it anymore. Gone to stay with Friends." I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. Not sure what she was talking about!
You should always love a woman for her personality. We have so many to choose from.
There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife.
I`m sorry but, I could not hear you over the sound of my internal hope that you would shut the f*ck up.
When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I`m sure you already know, have a great time!
i hate it when other people hate the person i hate!!!
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can´t remember the other two.
Knock knock... whos there? Cows go... Cows go who, No, cows go moo
"Hi, I`m here to ruin your life" - Social media
Had a great time watching the family oriented PG rated Shrek with my grandson last night... until he asked why a Donkey would have sex with a Dragon.
Who`s more foolish, a fool or the person who takes a fool`s advice?
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.
It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.