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i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Boss: You`re on another break already? Me: No. This is the same one you saw me on an hour ago.
I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"
It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they`ve beat you to it!
Apparently, the answer `I know.` is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
My New Year`s resolution was to lose 15 lbs by the middle of February. I have 20 lbs. to go.
When I was your age, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get drunk and have sā¬x.
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
My mother suggested that I get professional help... and that`s when I hired my first hooker.
Don`t worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex`s name tattooed.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
The light does go out in the fridge ... Now I have to wait for someone to let me out.
The future was so much cooler in the past.
I`ve run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon.