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Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
Groundhog Day, Just walked outside and saw my shadow, It`s now official, Six more weeks of dieting :/
I don`t care if you`re here to murder me - we take our shoes off in this house.
The only thing I hate about beer is that there`s absolutely nothing I hate about beer... :)
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer
Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.
Sometimes I like to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling and think what it would be like to stare at other ceilings.
Two drunk guys driving down the road, One says to the other "We must be getting closer to town!" The other guys says, "How can you tell?" He says "Were hitting more frickin people."
Guys would stay home longer if boobs came in a 30 pack.
Some people never go crazy...... What truly horrible lives they must live
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
This may be the wine talking but help he’s drinking me, he’s drinking me.
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel crossing the street.