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I want to spend the rest of my life photo bombing the Google street view camera shots dressed as Waldo.
Today I gave up procrastination for Lent.
I`m going to hell in every religion!
Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there`s that....
It takes two people to lie....one to lie.....the other to listen
You can`t fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too...
Had a nice, relaxing weekend. I now have ample energy to hate Monday and most of Tuesday.
If listening to stupid people burned calories, I`d be a supermodel.
People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
Maybe I`m not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule
How Big is Infinity?
Besides being curled up on the bathroom floor convinced I was dying from liver failure for a few hours, last night was fun.