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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
I`m sick to death of these letters from the City of College Station bullying me to mow my grass! If Walmat can prepare for Christmas 3 mths in advance why can`t I do the same for Easter!!!??
I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!
I hate mixed messages. They`re great.
Did you hear about the Cannibal that "passed" his Uncle in the Jungle?...............
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
The people naming dinosaurs should teach the people naming hurricanes how to name stuff.
My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
Roses are red and sometimes they`re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...............
I don`t call it lying down, I call it landscape mode.
And today I learned to never ask a woman how she dye`s her roots black.
When I think of a good status in the shower, I run out dripping & naked and post it before the internet ends and it’s too late.
I only have one word for women who look at me like I’m some kind of sex object ... Hi.
Not everyone understands my laundry method. It`s simple. If it`s clean, it`s on the floor. If it`s dirty, it`s on the floor over there.