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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
Imagine being the sort of person who knows what every button on a TV remote does.
It’s the getting ahead that I’m running behind on.
Singing passionately in the shower: Pretty good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower: Not so much.
I bet you 20 dollas I`m broke
What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Apparently banned from the petting zoo...
Save your breath ... You`ll need it later to blow up your date.
I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
Hey sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
Yes, I used to "dance like no one is watching"; at least until Google Earth sent me a certificate for ten free lessons.
It`s the little things in life that count, like pills.
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world...