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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
We still don`t know sh*t about that airplane. - NEWS
It`s annoying how when you go to the orchestra, there`s always that one wasted dude up front swaying and waving his arms around the whole time
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
Must be lonely over there on "I`m offended by jokes" island.
The word “fireplace” really reveals the creativity of our ancestors
justin bieber
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
I’ve got bad news: Today is not Friday, Tomorrow is not Friday, Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
Just a word of advice for all you single guys having a hard time out there, Forget the clubs, forget the churches, forget the online dating sites, as the best places to meet single women are the freezer section and down the cat food isle.....
Just saw a car at McDonalds take 4 tries to get lined up in a parking space. I`m not judgmental, so I won`t assume what sex she was.
Men who claim women belong in the kitchen definitely do not know what to do with them in the bedroom!
Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.