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All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
I am not acting childish and you`re just a big doody-head.
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Their so stupid…….
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.
If I am home alone, there`s a 99% chance I`m naked.
"The truth shall set you free"....unless you are in court. Then you should probably shut the f*ck up.
It would be a lot easier to drink the recommended 64oz of water a day if it was beer.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can’t drive.
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
Never marry a tennis player " love means nothing to them "
You had me at Rice Krispies Treats
Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.
My mum`s so old fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you`re Pa`s in hospital LOL.