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I’m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
Does anyone know where the off switch on a child is? I can’t seem to find it.
Last night I saw a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I ever watched.
2 words, 1 finger.
I`ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
The only dates I get are updates.
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those ... Wait ... Two. I have 2 kids.
Everything is so much funnier when you`re not allowed to laugh.
When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies.
Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. ;)
Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I`m ready now.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
It`s okay I`ll text myself back.