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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?
Teenage girls hang out in odd numbered groups because they literally can`t even.
I put a pair of boots in the bathroom stall at work so nobody else will use the stall that I like to use.
I like you as a friend. Well, more like as a friend of a friend.
Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don`t apply the brakes
Wife: give me money I want to buy a bra. Husband: you`ve got nothing to put in them. Wife: you wear shorts
Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
I don`t even know why chicks spend so much time and money on their hair when all guys look at is their tits.
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7` to 10` tall.
I thought we had nothing in common until I saw you buying 3 margaritas at a time.
My favorite part of The Notebook is when I turned it off and watched Terminator 3 instead.