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I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
If at first you don´t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
sex is like a joke, some get it some don`t.....
Oh honey, you`re not pretty enough to be that stupid
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
At Starbucks drive up window. Me: large iced chai please Them: you mean a venti? Me: large iced chai. Them: we call a large a venti. Me: Do you want a large tip or a venti tip? Them: large iced chai, please pull up.
WHEW! I just had a near-work experience.
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
You posted a drunk selfie last night at 2:04 AM and then deleted it five minutes later. But I took a screenshot. Let`s negotiate.
If you don`t take 500 selfies a day, do you even love yourself?
The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
That tenth doctor is a selfish idiot, he never recommends anything!
When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger and write WASH ME on her face…
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!