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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
Me: "Why do all the people I love leave me?!" UPS Guy: "Please Mam, just sign"
Hunting is easier for vegans because it’s easier to sneak up on plants.
Marriage is for quitters
If you play any Taylor Swift song backwards you`ll hear messages from the devil, however even worse........... if you play it forwards, you`ll hear Taylor Swift
If I`ve offended you in the past, please accept my apology, and shove it up your a$$.
I can´t wait for summer. One of my highlights of summer is talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.
I said "sad face emoji" instead of actually frowning today if you want to know how out of touch with reality I am.
I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
Well after 6 months of my girlfriend nagging, I finally did it, I lost 120lbs ... I`m sure gonna miss her.
Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
Life hack: If you keep your mouth shut, no one will know you`re so stupid
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
i just opened a fortune cookie and it started with the word unfortuneatly