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Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
you need a license to drive, but anyone can have a kid.
How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
Some people are like water balloons; they`re more fun when you throw them out the window.
I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
Don’t ask me to kill a spider for you & then criticize my methods. Yes, I had to use a samurai sword, & no, I’m not sorry about your table.
Changing a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
Turbo Tax might just be the worst video game I`ve ever played.
The key to a woman`s heart is making her laugh...just make sure she`s not laughing at the size of your junk.
Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
Happiness is realizing you can have as many drinks as you want ... cause you`re not driving.
If you think about it, before the first mirror was invented, if you didn’t live near a body of water, you had no idea what you looked like.
Farts are just ghosts of things that we ate. ;D
I`m great at balloon animals. You should see my eel, snake, and worm.