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Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
"Haha" - me when I don`t understand the reference
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
Exercise would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burn them.
I’m like a kid in a candy store. I can’t afford anything.
Thank you for informing me that you have a stick figure family of 6 and a dog. Your minivan had me under the impression that you were wild and single.
I`m fat, but I blame my dog for not exercising me enough.
Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours
3 Things you need to know: Yes I Have. Yes I Can. Yes I will.
Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day.
Running away doesn`t help your problems, unless you`re fat. Then yeah, run away.
Scariest Moment: Flushing the toilet at someone else’s house, and seeing the water rise…