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I enjoy being the black sheep of the family ... Black sheep are the prettiest & don`t show as much dirt as the white ones.
Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?
Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I`ve only missed one day.
Timehop... reminding us that the stupid people we know today were just as stupid 5 years ago.
Studies show that people with high sex drives also tend to be very forgetful. Did I tell you guys that already?
Two heads aren`t better than one if you`re both stupid.
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate.
Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they`re going to put you in one.
I can`t help but feel important when someone says there`s a special place in hell for people like me.
Some people are just pure evil...I should know because I`m one of them.
Sometimes, even I`m afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.
I got food poisoning today. I don`t know when I`ll use it though.