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I don’t have bumper stickers because I don’t believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.
My fake plant died because I didn`t pretend to water it
It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
It`s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
Woke up to my teen cleaning the house for "no reason" and now I have a mystery to solve.
I`m already an idiot, I just need a village.
As I got older my six-pack turn into a keg.
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer ... That`s all.
I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation… My Czech is in the mail!
It`s funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my
Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.
It`s not stalking if you love them!